That’s right. The word: “analojeez”. You see, I was going to tag my last post with an “analogies” tag because of my genius Planters cashews analogy, but as I began to type it, it seemed infinitely more appropriate to write “analojeez”, because then it has a double meaning, you see. Not only is it an analogy, but it’s an analogy that makes you say “oh jeez”, therefore, “analojeez”.

It’s genius, I think I will patent it and you will have to pay me royalties whenever you use it, I swear it.