For those of you that are as sick and disturbed as I am and search for people you know on internet search engines such as Google, yes, I am the Clint Blizzard of northern Georgia. To avoid various bodies and organizations (hereinafter "Alphabet Soup") I will not specify in what city or county I live, but if you know me, you should be able to figure it out.

As of December 24th, 2008, as my Christmas present to all of you, this mostly properly-formatted plain-text file stored in space allotted to me and available to you via HTTP over TCP/IP at clintblizzard.com is now presented in valid XHTML 1.0 Strict with a style sheet in valid CSS 2.1. (See for yourselves with the pretty blue buttons at the bottom of this page.) For more on all this nonsense, see my brother's insufferable whining.

I refuse to put an email address on this page due to bottom feeders with their robots designed to clog the intertubes[citation needed] with their processed meat byproduct (hereinafter "spam").

Due to the aforementioned refusal, this page does not supply you with the means to contact me. However, Daireem potentially will. (See below for instructions on accessing this particular web site.)

You may notice the giant question mark and oval covering my face in the picture. This is supposedly to protect my identity from Alphabet Soup; that's at least what my consultant told me. You can probably find pictures of me pretty easily anyway, but nobody said I was particularly intelligent; I just do my best to entertain.

To navigate, you must follow the following instructions carefully: